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yeah dude, the best part of nailing a pregnant lady is getting head from the baby.
I may have apprentices…. but there IS only one Pussy Slayin Larry.
The only time I will have sex at blueberry hill is on my wedding day.
Yeah dude, for our three month anniversary I took your daughter to taco bell and fucked her in a la quinta inn parking lot.
Yeah dude, I got your daughter so wet I had to shove a sham-wow up her snatch.
Yeah dude, you’re paying two thousand dollars a class at columbia for your daughter to learn to give me anal massages
Yeah dude, for your birthday I gave your daughter enough spankings for the both of you.
Yeah dude, I fucked your daughter in the bathroom of a shitty reggae show… while someone was in the next stall.
Yeah dude, I Indian burned your daughters clit.